Week 7 Wrap Ups

Pure Misery vs. Jacko's Petting Zoo

In a battle of .500 teams, Jacko continued to roll up the points and was able to put away Pure Misery. Kudos to Swami Carjacker who called this one pretty much on the dot: "RB Cedric Benson getting the chance to rub dirt in the noses of the depleted Bears DEF". Ced Benson - 189 yards and a score. Put him together with Aaron Rodgers (who looks like the kid from the AT&T rollover minutes commercials) and Jacko's sitting pretty.

My Vick in a box vs. Spring Branch Vatos

MViaB was knocked out of this matchup the same time their last hope, Brian Westbrook, was knocked out of the game Monday night. With the Philly defense abusing the Redskins, the Vato's poured it on in the end and took the win. Rivers put up a 30 spot for Vick in a valiant effort but he got little support from anyone else. Vato's won with Matt Cassell in the starting QB spot -- there's something wrong with that.

Juggernauts vs. Injured Reserve

First thing that pops out in this matchup is both defenses earned negative points for their fine efforts this weekend. Whee! Positive for Juggernauts - Miles Austin came to play for the 2nd game in a row with a bye in between. Negative for Juggernauts - the rest of the team sucks. Positive for Injured Reserve - Manning and Colston on a good day can anchor the team to victory. Negative for Injured Reserve - The rest of the team can't.

Carjacker vs. Too Damn Lousy

Close contest here for the leagues top spot and the Carjacker takes the cake. The #1 fantasy QB Matt Schaub continued to throw up good points for Jim and let's all give a warm welcome back to Donald Driver who returned from fantasy purgatory into prominence this week. TDL also threw up some points on their side of the bracket with Adrian Peterson putting up nearly 21 points but at the end of the day it wasn't enough to upset the team formerly known as the Freak Show.

Wildcats vs. Horn Supremacy

The winless Supremacy faired no better this week as they got taken behind the woodshed by the 'Cats. Desean Jackson scored a crap load of fantasy points for the Wildcats, YAY! Listening to Chris Berman Whoop during Desean Jackson highlights made my ear bleed, BOO! The Supremacy might be the only team in Fantasy Football anywhere that has Drew Brees on their team and Zero wins. Riddle me this: What's the difference between the Horn Supremacy and Drew Brees holding onto bucket of crap?? Answer: The bucket.

Tackle Me Elmo vs. House of Pain

A week after leaving tons of points on the bench and not fulfilling their writing duties, HoP they'd get back into the fantasy swing and start their best players. To that end, Brady and Welker connected for good points and Rasta Williams blew past the New Orleans defenders for a couple of scores and HoP put up a formidable point total. Unfortunately, they ran into the buzz saw this week known as a Carson Palmer led Tackle me Elmo team. Palmer and a resurgent Chad Ochocinco accounted for 7 touchdowns while a cast of Deangelo Williams, Addai and the leagues best fantasy TE Owen Daniels also helped Elmo one of the leagues highest weekly totals. Giggity.