I have to apologize for the late post, but the Too Damn Lousy management team is moving corporate headquarters (translation: closed on a house and trying to move around our work schedules). Here we go; better late than never!
Too Damn Lousy VS SBV
Well, one would assume that the undefeated TDL would easily manhandle the 1-2 Vatos. However, with 1/3 of the team on injury duty and a QB on Bye - I would not hold your breathe expecting a TDL victory. Their only hope is a full historic day by AP. SBV (or Team Texans) on the other hand look to have some favorable match ups on the card with four of nine going against Cleveland, Oakland and St. Louis. This will be a joke: 120 - 75
Wildcats vs. Injured Reserve
Is this the week the undefeated teams fall from the ranks? Uhh, no. IR wins this in their sleep behind Manning's big performance against Seattle. Wildcats have running back woes this week coupled with Big Ben and the Steelers continued lack of performance. Based on match ups on both sides this should be a relatively low scoring affair with neither having big games from the WR core. Let's call it 101-88
House of Pain vs Juggernauts
An important struggle of 1-2 teams trying to turn the corner before the end of the first third of the season. Add HOP to the growing list of teams with some concern at RB with Smith questionable and a starting spot held by a Dolphin. That being said, Juggernauts are forced to start a Cleveland Brown at the flex position and someone named Tashard this week. This could be a battle of ineptitude as both teams combine for 1.5 points from the RB position. I give this my vote for toss up game of the week. Let me flip the coin . . . . HOP 104-100
Carjacker vs Jacko's Petting Zoo
This is looking to be a clash of the titans at the top half of the table. The winner here could find themselves leading after this week. Can Cutler continue to spread the ball around and put week one firmly behind him? Will Winslow finally have the break out game he was known for in Cleveland (when healthy anyway)? CarJacker is going to need both of these things to keep up with JPZ this week. Look for every position player on the squad to go double digits. JPZ wins this one going away because Winslow has a quiet week-again. 135-120
Tackle Me Elmo vs Pure Misery
Did I already use my coin flip for the week? Damn, I guess I will have to pick this one on my own. With the starting lineups on the field for both teams this week, it is going to be a very competitive week. The game is going to come down to the Bengals. Wait . . what? Yes the Bengals. If Palmer and Chad (formerly Johnson than OchoCinco but only legally because I had to make the NFL money for a year before . . oh whatever) can light it up in Cleveland, TME will walk away! However, this is the week Cleveland gets some pride back and the Bengals . . well . . they are the Bengals. Pure Misery wins this one by default. 98-95
Horn Supremacy vs My Vick in a Box
Horn Supremacy may be the unluckiest 0-3 team in history. Or maybe they are the best 'defeated' team in history. I don't know which one applies, but they finally get off the snide this week. Brees will have a ridiculous game after a less than perfect performance the week prior and Edwards will walk all over the Bungels for a pair of scores. The only point of concern this week will be the RB position, but they should get enough production with Grant leading the way . Vick in a Box, well Rivers looks to be less than average this week against Pitt and the New England offense goes searching for one more week as Moss puts up mild numbers. HS wins this one handily 114-100
