Some teams took it on the chin this past week. CarJacker got it right it was a tough weekend. Your week 3 wrap up and lighten up!
Jacko’s Petting Zoo (170.94) vs. Horn Supremacy (98.18)
Wow nothing says ass whipping like a 72.76 point loss. The Horn Supremacy might be in need of
a name change after last weekend (maybe the Prairie View Supremacy). The Horn will not be sending Drew Brees a Christmas card after his Chad Pennington like 5 point tally. The Horn’s wide receivers were particular inept totaling 8.5 points. The story here is the rise of Jacko’s Petting Zoo and its 419 points through three weeks. Late round picks Devin Hester, Cedric Benson, and Percy Harvin keep paying dividends. More then little kids should fear the Jacko this season.
Wildcats (102.68) vs. Juggernauts (71.64)
Wildcats get their first win. I am not sure about this Yahoo point estimator. It’s about as accurate as an nMarket shadow settlement! Seriously, Trent Edwards more points then Kurt Warner? Wildcats top three did not produce as expected but more then exceeded Juggernauts. T.O. goes pointless and Frank Gore gets hurt, time to call it a weekend and worry about next week.
House of Pain (114.14) vs. CarJacker (115.20)
I am thinking when Rackers made the extra point in the 3rd quarter Barrets’ remote hit a wall. Losing by a point sucks, especially when your team played lights out and exceeded expectations. CarJacker has a man crush on Matt Schaub after back to back great weeks. Anyone with Atlanta players suffered this week but CarJacker survives.
Wow nothing says ass whipping like a 72.76 point loss. The Horn Supremacy might be in need of
a name change after last weekend (maybe the Prairie View Supremacy). The Horn will not be sending Drew Brees a Christmas card after his Chad Pennington like 5 point tally. The Horn’s wide receivers were particular inept totaling 8.5 points. The story here is the rise of Jacko’s Petting Zoo and its 419 points through three weeks. Late round picks Devin Hester, Cedric Benson, and Percy Harvin keep paying dividends. More then little kids should fear the Jacko this season.Wildcats (102.68) vs. Juggernauts (71.64)
Wildcats get their first win. I am not sure about this Yahoo point estimator. It’s about as accurate as an nMarket shadow settlement! Seriously, Trent Edwards more points then Kurt Warner? Wildcats top three did not produce as expected but more then exceeded Juggernauts. T.O. goes pointless and Frank Gore gets hurt, time to call it a weekend and worry about next week.
House of Pain (114.14) vs. CarJacker (115.20)
I am thinking when Rackers made the extra point in the 3rd quarter Barrets’ remote hit a wall. Losing by a point sucks, especially when your team played lights out and exceeded expectations. CarJacker has a man crush on Matt Schaub after back to back great weeks. Anyone with Atlanta players suffered this week but CarJacker survives.Injured Reserve (113.56) vs. Spring Branch Vatos (88.40)
SBV fantasy football team or STD, you decide. Peyton’s fast start and the Baltimore “D” finally shows up make for a winning combination. Romo’s point totals have to be disappointing to this point. Not sure why Yahoo thought Hightower would get 13.7 points but IR doesn’t care. 3-0 and in first place, IR feeling the love.
Too Damn Lousy (79.80) vs. Pure Misery (72.94)
They call this the Grumpy Bowl. You know your team is F@#$ed when you have to start Ted Ginn Jr.. He is fast but he can’t catch hence the 0 points this week. Farve and Wayne were great but Tony G and Thomas Jones laid an egg. Seth was cursing Matt Ryan but saved by Anquan Boldin. A win is a win and Too Damn Lousy will take this win.
Tackle Me Elmo (91.38) vs. My Vick in a Box (92.02)
SBV fantasy football team or STD, you decide. Peyton’s fast start and the Baltimore “D” finally shows up make for a winning combination. Romo’s point totals have to be disappointing to this point. Not sure why Yahoo thought Hightower would get 13.7 points but IR doesn’t care. 3-0 and in first place, IR feeling the love.
Too Damn Lousy (79.80) vs. Pure Misery (72.94)
They call this the Grumpy Bowl. You know your team is F@#$ed when you have to start Ted Ginn Jr.. He is fast but he can’t catch hence the 0 points this week. Farve and Wayne were great but Tony G and Thomas Jones laid an egg. Seth was cursing Matt Ryan but saved by Anquan Boldin. A win is a win and Too Damn Lousy will take this win.
Tackle Me Elmo (91.38) vs. My Vick in a Box (92.02)
My Ron Mexico in a Box squeaks by People for the Ethical Treatment of Elmos (PETE). PETE had to be feeling good going into the Monday night game but DeAngelo missed expectations and cost Elmo a win. I think we can all picture Jay screaming at his TV as Carolina only handed off to DeAngelo 11 times. Ron Mexico in a Box got decent contributions from his top four and gets their first win of the season.
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" I think we can all picture Jay screaming at his TV as Carolina only handed off to DeAngelo 11 times."
Hammer meet nail
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